I hope one day
Your human body
Is not a jail cell,
Instead it’s a sunny
2pm garden with daisies
Thriving because of
Self love.

Alexa Evangelista, you deserve better  (via elauxe)

Same

(via chancellorr)

(Source: vodkakilledtheteens)

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minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind

Isn’t the world flooded or something though in the Jetsons?

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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It escalates

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klavinerd:

ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please

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mythicphoenix:

arianne888:

the-dapper-demonic-gentleman:

Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…

Everything changed when the firemelon attackedOnly the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop themBut when the world needed him mostHe made like a banana and split

mythicphoenix:

arianne888:

the-dapper-demonic-gentleman:

Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…

Everything changed when the firemelon attacked
Only the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop them

But when the world needed him most

He 

made like a banana and split

(Source: a-night-in-wonderland)

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MUSICAL NOTATION, AS DESCRIBED BY CATS

symphonicallyspeaking:

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(I would have liked to crop some of these gifs (like the accent ones) to make them more accurate but alas, I lack the skills.)

the tenuto one. you are a beautiful person for the tenuto cat. you are my new favorite person.

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